Me and a gaggle of wh*res..........

Love for sale............

I must be a career girl at heart, because I dearly love this song.

LOVE FOR SALE

When the only sound on the empty street
Is the heavy tread of the heavy feet
That belong to a lonesome cop
I open shop

When the moon so long has been gazing down
On the wayward ways of this wayward town
That her smile becomes a smirk
I go to work

Love for sale
Appetizing young love for sale
Love that's fresh and still unspoiled
Love that's only slightly soiled
Love for sale

Who, who will buy
Who would like to sample my supply
Who's prepared to pay the price
For a trip to paradise
Love for sale

Let the poets pipe of love in their childish way
I know every type of love better far than they
If you want the thrill of love, I've been through the mill of love
Old love, new love, every love but true love

Love for sale
Appetizing young love for sale
Well, if you want to buy my wares
Follow me and climb the stairs
Love for sale

My lil' ole' b-day...........

My birthday celebration was the Saturday before last. It consisted of a delicious dinner at local Mexican restaurant. Dinner was delicious as were the two 64oz margaritas that I drank. It was a truly great time.

In attendance were Elvira and Candi. Elvira was looking quite cute with her mussed hair (which I of course said had that just phukked look) and trendy little outfit. Of course being the tramp that she is, her blouse didn’t stay closed very long….. as soon as Mattina got there her nipples were immediately out on display and getting plenty of attention. Candi, on the other hand, was a complete lady. She had on a lovely pin striped pant suit that was tastefully accessorized with 6 carot diamond stud earings and her blinged out gay superbowl ring. I will also at this moment point out that Candi at no time got her ear licked by Honey. If you see a picture that seems to indicate otherwise I will simply say that someone must be good with Photo Shop and doctored it. Honey and Candi are both high class unlike all the fornicators that dined with that evening!!!

June and Juanita Montgomery-Savage were there too. As usual June got shnockered on her whiskey-sours. I swear that girl can’t hold her liquor…….of course maybe if the heiffa weighed more than 105# she could handle a drink or two. Although she’s a skinny girl too, Juanita can hold her own in the drinking department. She always able to keep control and get June safely home. Good goin Juanita!!!

Gretel and Goober were there. Goober is my 23 y/o brother and Gretel is his girlfriend of 5 or 6 years. They lived with me for a while (him 4 years and her 2). They moved out this past November……and I hate it. I understand about the whole spreading of the wings and starting their own lives……but I miss seeing his punk @ss every day.

There too, were Kristi and Tim. We all worked together back in the nineties. Boy let me tell you………that Kristi really has a past. I remember a certain tooth chipping episode (see Candi you’re not the only one), a really drunken night in Kent resulting in a vomiting in the bra encounter and countless other near death or near skankiness situations. Yes, truth be told…………..I think Kristi and I may be twins separated at birth. She is completely scandalous!!!!!!!!!!!!

Into every gay’s life a little Grace must fall. My Grace comes in the form of my dear friend Angela. She is one of the most emotionally supportive people in my life. I love my Angel!!!! Of course, that’s not to say that she doesn’t have a few skeletons in her closet…..but in light of the fact that she’s my legal representation (without compensation) I will leave her skeletons (or rather full cemeteries) lie undisturbed. That being said she is actually a good girl now. She will though encourage me to be a wh*re!!!! Like when she gave some strange man $20 to give me a lap dance.


Omar was there in typical form………as was Marquita, Lady Sinclaire, Kenna and Charles. I have plenty to say about all of them……..but that will be a later posting.

A quick update......

For the most part my life is pretty dull. I hope no one is trying to live a life of excitement vicariously through me…..I would hate to be responsible for anyone actually dying of boredom:)

For the most part I work my 2 jobs and sleep. Every once in a while I spend time with friends or baby-sit one or more of my 5 godchildren. Last weekend I went to an Academy Awards party. It was hosted by Evelyn and Candi. They are a couple of career girls from up north. In attendance were Jasmine and June Montgomery-Savage (of the Portage Lakes Montgomery-Savages). Also there were Paige Turner (of the Big Easy) and K (of the Lunar Shoppers).

Paige I am already infatuated with. It may be that I just like her because she has no interest in me. As we all know nothing is more intriguing than that which we can’t have……..of course, it just may be that she is quite fetching, personable, and extremely intelligent. I love talkin to them there smart folks. I like when I get to ask questions and they might know the answers. I love to learn new things that are of interest to other people. Things that I might never have looked into before. Yeah, Paige is a good girl. I think I will marry her.

K………K is handsome, and although I don’t know her well (we’ve only met once)………..I have heard people speak of her, and I do check out her blog every once in a while. She seems to be fairly intelligent too……….though soft spoken. I think I might marry her.

There you go. I am going to become a polygamist. Maybe I will move to Utah and take my wives (Paige and K) and raise many strong sons……………….and people think I have no goals:)