Scandal, revenge, prosperity and friendship....
Since Candi (http://cyndistiaratalk.blogspot.com/) and Edith (http://liamsmusings.blogspot.com/) are both on a high-anus, and not blogging at the moment, the world of blog once again falls on my shoulders. It's ok though, they are quite broad.........and speaking of broads...........this skank hoe (http://ohtobealady.blogspot.com/) sometimes has things to say about her life spent lying in gutters and licking on those who dwell there. I keep telling her to leave those greasy winos alone, but she keeps insisting on ruttin' around with them and then stealing the change from their pockets.
I recently had some changes in my life. My rental unit that sat empty for 5 1/2 months finally got rented out. Hip, hip, fargin hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of my room-mates (Queenie) joined the Coast Guard Reserves. I just hope she can keep from suckin dix long enough to get through boot camp. You know they don't much cotton to mincing queens.
Another room-mate (Martha) moved out to get a place with his boyfriend in Cleveland. I am really worried about this one. The boyfriend is a true piece of work..........some of the things he tells Martha sound strikingly familiar. It sounds as though he is screwing around on her. It seems he might have even banged one of her sisters. I tried calling Martha 3 times but she's not returning my calls. Of course that may have something to do with the fact that she moved out with only 2 weeks notice and didn't pay her rent. So as you can imagine I am torn. On the one hand I want to shake the heiffa and make her see that her man is a snake, snake, snake!!!!!!..............of course the petty side of me wants to say "That heartbreak that you are gonna get is what-cha git for phukkin me over!!! You stank-@ss hoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hopefully, when she finally sees what's happening, I can be a better person that I feel like right now....hopefully I will give her a hug and tell her things will get better.
I had a third roommate (Antichrist) that screwed over one of my oldest (and baby I do mean old....old...elderly) friend (June) back in March. I've been so strapped for cash that I couldn't put her back stabbin slit out on the curb right then......cause no matter what I gotta make that house payment. Anyway June recently seperated from Jasmine, and is moved back in with me. Yippee skippy!!!!! Cause' I gave the Antichrist a 30 days notice and kicked that kunt-face right the phuk outta my house!!!!!! Buh-bye!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've written that my day job really sucked my @ss and not in a good rimmin' kinda way. Well I got hired in at a new prison and turned in my notice at the day gig. Babies, don'tcha know that they gave me a big fat raise to stay!!!!
Things really seem to be turnin' around for me. It's been a rough year but Honey pulled her sweet @ss on through. Yay, for me...........and of course a hearty shout out to the Big J for carrying me through when I doubted that I would make it.
And............something struck me yesterday......no girl, it wasn't a BFP!!! I was talking to a friend and when I said goodbye and hung up the phone I wanted to say "I love you." Now every once in a while I do say this to some of my friends. They know it already, but sometimes it's nice to tell folks. Thing is, she might take it the wrong way. The heiffa knows that I like her anyway. She got the looks and the smarts too. But this isn't the infatuation thing...and it's not the lemme bear you children and live with you happily ever after........it's really more of just a "Hey b!tch, it makes me happy to talk to you. Your a classy-trashy dame with a good heart, a great understanding of people, and I admire your trampy @ss......(Allen)"..........................
That's my life for now..............and it's a good one too.
posted by Saint Honey Ha the Minister of Urban Culture at 9:05 PM
2 Comments:
Sounds like you know your way around a gutter or two!!! In fact, I'd venture to say you been trampin' as long as gutters have been around. That's probably why the advice you give is "if you can't get down and dirty than don't get down at all. It's OK cuz I love yo skank ass anyway. Not afraid to say it or hear it. (goes with being a hoe)
Listen, I'm so glad that life has finally started to move in the right direction. Sounds like me. Tryin to hold on to shit that really is not that important. Isn't it funny that our father doesn't let up on us until we do what he wants? I've been strugglin to keep a house that technically doen't even belong to me. I hit the skids 6 months ago and kept tryin to hold on when all he wanted is for me to move. That move takes place this Saturday and don't you know it's been smooth sailing since I made the decision. So baby I understand. You should have made the antichrist leave a long time ago just as I should have let go a while back.
Do me a favor...when crap gets like this (hopefully never again) let's talk. Let's hold each other up and keep each other's sanity in tact.
I know when the day comes for Martha, you'll take the high road. I know this because we love our friends no matter how sorry and pathetic they are. She'll get some crap but our arms will always be open and loving for that tramp. Especially after her heart gets ripped out. That's the kind of people we are.
Dayum!!! drama drama, drama queen! I must say you certainly have a way with that poison quill of yours, and i ain't talkin about THAT poison quill, Honey ha. Your writing always makes me feel like i should bathe in the blood of a thousand virgins, alas, living as (fairly) close to you as i do, there are no virgins to be found. Not a one. Now i ain't callin you out, i just hope that no matter whose ass you're swiping your timecard in, that they provide you with a decent prescription plan. The good lord almighty knows that GW ain't gonna provide you with no kind of social security should you fall on your knees...i mean should you fall on hard times.
Ok, movin on. Cyndi is done with the blog thing, as with so many great literary works, it was under appreciated, ahead of its time, too political, too preachy, too gay, too outrageous and too delicate to survive in this harsh, bitter world. Much like the alleged Suri Cruise, it shall not be seen.
Moi cannot speak for Edith , who appears to be just relaxing for a bit. Enough about those two.
Hopefully havin those rent checks rollin in will allow you to quit workin the streets every night of the week and maybe call your friend from out of the country every once and awhile. He has fantastic taste in films, mostly artsy-fartsy stuff, but it's good for you to be seen mixin with the Royals every now & again.
And now that it's just the 3 old ladies rockin on your porch after shussing their tricks away, i'd imagine that you won't have to be greasin the turnstile on your stairway quite so often, will you?
I'm gonna pass on the scandalous tid-bits you've shared with us about those ho's who have moved on to other adventures, i never knew what to make of that faggle.
I'm so glad your life is good right now, i really am. It touches me that you are having all this incredible luck at the same time that i am. Oh wait....
Bitch.
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