Did I mention............

Did I mention the fact that he undid the snap on his pants and then said "I can't believe my pants came unsnapped?" Then he unzipped and said "I can't believe my pants are unzipped in a bar!" Being the inveterate wh*re that I am.........it was extremely difficult not to help myself and just dig into the basket of goodies!!!

To which he responded with.............."I can't believe you didn't reach in my pants."

I just need to be more like the tramps that I hang around with.......I should just give into the call of the wild and stank it on up like the rest of them!!!!!