My lil' ole' b-day...........

My birthday celebration was the Saturday before last. It consisted of a delicious dinner at local Mexican restaurant. Dinner was delicious as were the two 64oz margaritas that I drank. It was a truly great time.

In attendance were Elvira and Candi. Elvira was looking quite cute with her mussed hair (which I of course said had that just phukked look) and trendy little outfit. Of course being the tramp that she is, her blouse didn’t stay closed very long….. as soon as Mattina got there her nipples were immediately out on display and getting plenty of attention. Candi, on the other hand, was a complete lady. She had on a lovely pin striped pant suit that was tastefully accessorized with 6 carot diamond stud earings and her blinged out gay superbowl ring. I will also at this moment point out that Candi at no time got her ear licked by Honey. If you see a picture that seems to indicate otherwise I will simply say that someone must be good with Photo Shop and doctored it. Honey and Candi are both high class unlike all the fornicators that dined with that evening!!!

June and Juanita Montgomery-Savage were there too. As usual June got shnockered on her whiskey-sours. I swear that girl can’t hold her liquor…….of course maybe if the heiffa weighed more than 105# she could handle a drink or two. Although she’s a skinny girl too, Juanita can hold her own in the drinking department. She always able to keep control and get June safely home. Good goin Juanita!!!

Gretel and Goober were there. Goober is my 23 y/o brother and Gretel is his girlfriend of 5 or 6 years. They lived with me for a while (him 4 years and her 2). They moved out this past November……and I hate it. I understand about the whole spreading of the wings and starting their own lives……but I miss seeing his punk @ss every day.

There too, were Kristi and Tim. We all worked together back in the nineties. Boy let me tell you………that Kristi really has a past. I remember a certain tooth chipping episode (see Candi you’re not the only one), a really drunken night in Kent resulting in a vomiting in the bra encounter and countless other near death or near skankiness situations. Yes, truth be told…………..I think Kristi and I may be twins separated at birth. She is completely scandalous!!!!!!!!!!!!

Into every gay’s life a little Grace must fall. My Grace comes in the form of my dear friend Angela. She is one of the most emotionally supportive people in my life. I love my Angel!!!! Of course, that’s not to say that she doesn’t have a few skeletons in her closet…..but in light of the fact that she’s my legal representation (without compensation) I will leave her skeletons (or rather full cemeteries) lie undisturbed. That being said she is actually a good girl now. She will though encourage me to be a wh*re!!!! Like when she gave some strange man $20 to give me a lap dance.


Omar was there in typical form………as was Marquita, Lady Sinclaire, Kenna and Charles. I have plenty to say about all of them……..but that will be a later posting.