Too Gay?????

As I was driving into work today, listening to my Sirius Satelite Radio, when suddenly Taylor Dayne started singing to me. I was listening and enjoying her sound and the next thing I knew she possessed me. Suddenly, I was singing, dancing, banging on the steering wheel and otherwise putting on a concert as my Cavalier rolled on down the road. I looked over to find a guy in a Ford F350 Dually staring at me. I tried to stop the performance, but as I was taught by the Queen Mother (Bette Midler)......One Monkey Don't stop No Show!!!!!! So I just hit the gas, edged the 'Lier up to 85mph and passed the unappreciative gawker. I would have given him the finger but Taylor insisted that it would cheapen her performance so needless to say my personal expression was stifled.

This got me to thinking. Am I too gay? I mean, I think that I have a butch enough appearance.....and no one would ever know just from my mannerisms that I am fruity, but I do seem to have the creative gene........and sometimes I do err on the side of dramatics............but other than that...........am I too gay? I think that I am a little too close to the subject to decide for myself, so I will leave it up to what ever good people happen to read this. I will give you the facts and you can give me your verdict. Keep in mind that Christmas is coming and I would hate for you to wake up and find a reindeer's head in your bed.



1- I love Dolly Parton
2- I do not own Minnie Pearl hat......but I would love to.
3- My bedroom is messy.
4- I wear wrinkled shirts.
5- My socks frequently don't match.
6- I know of and love Beverly Sills.
7- I watch chick flicks.
8- I cry like a baby during sad movies.
9- I quote movie characters.
10- I love the theater and show tunes.
11- Beer, who needs water?
12- I love big trucks.
13- I want a Harley (or a big stud of a man who rides one).
14- Sometimes violence is the answer (golf clubs and garden gnomes).
15- I believe the word b!tch applies to people of all genders.