The Final Swing

Well, today was the day. Legend officially gave me the axe. I came in today to do payroll (had to make sure that I got my last paycheck), and that was officially that. As I sit here drinking my 40.....I wonder what the near future holds for me? Will a well hung, intelligent, sexually adventurous (without being too much of a freak), tattooed, harley ridin, non-cheatin, and genuinely good millionaire come swoop me up and demand that I be his forever..............or will I have to break down and get a job? Care to guess which one I am hoping for? Whatever the case I will manage.