Are my roots blonde?

I wrote this 11-21-2006 and saved the draft rather than posting it.


What a difference a day makes........or rather 2 months, 2 weeks, and 2 days. Candi and Evelyn split and Candi came back to the homestead after being gone 10 years. I'm sorry for the cause, but I ecstatic with the result. The crib has needed a woman's touch for quite a while now....and now we've got that...ten fold!!!! Candi Cayne is a whirling dervish with a scrub brush in one hand and a paint brush in the other. Me and the other wh*res in the house are sooooo happy that we that heiffa to move in. Can I just say El-gone-kwinn's loss is certainly our gain?!?!?!?!.......well it really is.

Course, it's not all a bed of roses. Turns out Cyndi and that b!tch June think they are on Survivor and have formed themselves an alliance. They even have the idea to pit themselves against me. That's ok, you see I've got Monster Duck on my side and he'll do whatever I tell him to. Even if he went to the dark side.........I could handle all 3 of 'em at once anyway!!! Of course it helps that I know all of their weaknesses. For Melon it's big dix, for Baldy it's Minolos, and for the Duck it's twinks.......not to mention that they all have a taste for alcohol.

Scandal, revenge, prosperity and friendship....

Since Candi (http://cyndistiaratalk.blogspot.com/) and Edith (http://liamsmusings.blogspot.com/) are both on a high-anus, and not blogging at the moment, the world of blog once again falls on my shoulders. It's ok though, they are quite broad.........and speaking of broads...........this skank hoe (http://ohtobealady.blogspot.com/) sometimes has things to say about her life spent lying in gutters and licking on those who dwell there. I keep telling her to leave those greasy winos alone, but she keeps insisting on ruttin' around with them and then stealing the change from their pockets.

I recently had some changes in my life. My rental unit that sat empty for 5 1/2 months finally got rented out. Hip, hip, fargin hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of my room-mates (Queenie) joined the Coast Guard Reserves. I just hope she can keep from suckin dix long enough to get through boot camp. You know they don't much cotton to mincing queens.

Another room-mate (Martha) moved out to get a place with his boyfriend in Cleveland. I am really worried about this one. The boyfriend is a true piece of work..........some of the things he tells Martha sound strikingly familiar. It sounds as though he is screwing around on her. It seems he might have even banged one of her sisters. I tried calling Martha 3 times but she's not returning my calls. Of course that may have something to do with the fact that she moved out with only 2 weeks notice and didn't pay her rent. So as you can imagine I am torn. On the one hand I want to shake the heiffa and make her see that her man is a snake, snake, snake!!!!!!..............of course the petty side of me wants to say "That heartbreak that you are gonna get is what-cha git for phukkin me over!!! You stank-@ss hoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hopefully, when she finally sees what's happening, I can be a better person that I feel like right now....hopefully I will give her a hug and tell her things will get better.

I had a third roommate (Antichrist) that screwed over one of my oldest (and baby I do mean old....old...elderly) friend (June) back in March. I've been so strapped for cash that I couldn't put her back stabbin slit out on the curb right then......cause no matter what I gotta make that house payment. Anyway June recently seperated from Jasmine, and is moved back in with me. Yippee skippy!!!!! Cause' I gave the Antichrist a 30 days notice and kicked that kunt-face right the phuk outta my house!!!!!! Buh-bye!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've written that my day job really sucked my @ss and not in a good rimmin' kinda way. Well I got hired in at a new prison and turned in my notice at the day gig. Babies, don'tcha know that they gave me a big fat raise to stay!!!!

Things really seem to be turnin' around for me. It's been a rough year but Honey pulled her sweet @ss on through. Yay, for me...........and of course a hearty shout out to the Big J for carrying me through when I doubted that I would make it.

And............something struck me yesterday......no girl, it wasn't a BFP!!! I was talking to a friend and when I said goodbye and hung up the phone I wanted to say "I love you." Now every once in a while I do say this to some of my friends. They know it already, but sometimes it's nice to tell folks. Thing is, she might take it the wrong way. The heiffa knows that I like her anyway. She got the looks and the smarts too. But this isn't the infatuation thing...and it's not the lemme bear you children and live with you happily ever after........it's really more of just a "Hey b!tch, it makes me happy to talk to you. Your a classy-trashy dame with a good heart, a great understanding of people, and I admire your trampy @ss......(Allen)"..........................

That's my life for now..............and it's a good one too.

Tick...tock...tick...tock

I have some things that I want to put on this blog, but there is an issue of time....meaning, I have to wait a short while before I can post about them. One is a work related tirade that will be postable on Monday (I think). The other is a homelife issue that can't be posted on until September 4................dayumm, is really irritatin my craw!!!!

I quit this B!tch!!

How many time shave you wanted to quit your job and let the world know about it? This DJ in Alabama did this sh!t right!!!! She went on the air and quit in a big way. Here's what she said:


The big station 93BLX It is the Gulf Coast number 1 for hip hop and R&B and now with Ray Ray and Myronda the home team in the morning. "Do It To It" -- what better song to do it to it.

It's Inetta the Mood Setta and I told you I had a very important announcement and here it is: I refuse, I refuse, to walk around and watch people on my job lookin' over my shoulder. People lyin' to me. People talkin' about me. It's ridiculous. It is sad. I can't take it. I'mm not going to take it. I don't have to take it.

I'm not a dummy. I know how to find another job but I refuse to walk around -- people, you can say what you want to say about me and if you see me on the street I will let you know whatever you want to know -- but I refuse.

For the last six years, I made six dollars an hour. That ain't nothin'. I just got a raise after six years. I know I'm qualified and after saying this I dont care if I ever get another job in radio, period.

It does not matter to me but Inetta will not be settin' the mood at 'BLX no more.
I refuse to walk around with people that'll speak to you, "Hey, Inetta, how you doin'," but then soon as you walk by, "That b!tch."
I will not do it to myself any more. If you confused about what I'm saying, listen very carefully: I quit this b!tch.

I love you Inetta!!!

Costume pending............

Last year for Halloween I dressed up as a glory hole. Do you have any ideas for me this year? When was the last time you dressed for Halloween? What did you go as?

Did I mention............

Did I mention the fact that he undid the snap on his pants and then said "I can't believe my pants came unsnapped?" Then he unzipped and said "I can't believe my pants are unzipped in a bar!" Being the inveterate wh*re that I am.........it was extremely difficult not to help myself and just dig into the basket of goodies!!!

To which he responded with.............."I can't believe you didn't reach in my pants."

I just need to be more like the tramps that I hang around with.......I should just give into the call of the wild and stank it on up like the rest of them!!!!!

You just don't know!!!!!!

Mattina mighta made a connection for me tonight!!!

A shaved head is just plain sexy..... I have a couple friends that shave their heads regularly..........I always keep myself in line...meanin......I might run my hand across the top of their heads a couple times but nothing that should really piss off their husbands or wives.......

But tonight....tonight....this hot @ss mu-fukka came into Cocktails and I nearly fell out of my chair!!!!!! Mattina was beside me and I had to squeeze her thigh till it bruised up and she ran off to recuperate her skin.......

Anyway next thing I knew she brought the guy over to sit beside me and start tallking...........he was so phukkin hotttt!!!!!

He looked like a cross between Stone Cold Steve Austin and Goldberg....(my two favorite wrestlers)...............6' plus.......250# plus.........phukkin Goliaths among mere men.....and this guy had the hair to back it up..........Jesus!!!!!! Furry belly, furry chest.....and a furry back!!!!!!! Sigh..............I nearly came when he came over and started talking to me.........

He is a big ole bottom.....but I am sure we can work something out

This fella is a server........39y/o.........former health care worker.....built like the proverbial sh!t-howse...........totally my type.....

Downside........I asked all kinds of questions about him.......work background.......tastes........but he didn't ask a single thing about me.......if it weren't for his constantly rubbing on me and encouraging me to touch him, I wouldn't think he was interested.............I guess he was a bit self absorbed......but honey...let me tell you.....Saint Honey Ha, ain't had such a sexy man in the sack in more than a little bit............so if-fn ya see's me me out bein' plenty stank.........just walk on by.......baby just'a walk ya @ss on by!!!!

I ain't a lookin' fer no prince Charmin......but a roll'in the hay with a well built knight ain't nuthin a real hookah would pass up!!!!!!