I'm not a hoe!!!!

It's official. I got a call this evening from Carrie Bradshaw and she said that I was not a hoe just because I had a trick. She explained that it was just a way of mourning my recent job loss. Rather than dwell on being unemployed and possibly getting depressed over it.......my subconscious caused me to have a little dalliance to get my mind off of the bigger problem. So instead of being a tramp I am mentally healthy!!!!!

I can now return to being holier than thou!!!!!!!!!!!!