Saturday, August 26, 2006

Tick...tock...tick...tock

I have some things that I want to put on this blog, but there is an issue of time....meaning, I have to wait a short while before I can post about them. One is a work related tirade that will be postable on Monday (I think). The other is a homelife issue that can't be posted on until September 4................dayumm, is really irritatin my craw!!!!

Thursday, August 24, 2006

I quit this B!tch!!

How many time shave you wanted to quit your job and let the world know about it? This DJ in Alabama did this sh!t right!!!! She went on the air and quit in a big way. Here's what she said:


The big station 93BLX It is the Gulf Coast number 1 for hip hop and R&B and now with Ray Ray and Myronda the home team in the morning. "Do It To It" -- what better song to do it to it.

It's Inetta the Mood Setta and I told you I had a very important announcement and here it is: I refuse, I refuse, to walk around and watch people on my job lookin' over my shoulder. People lyin' to me. People talkin' about me. It's ridiculous. It is sad. I can't take it. I'mm not going to take it. I don't have to take it.

I'm not a dummy. I know how to find another job but I refuse to walk around -- people, you can say what you want to say about me and if you see me on the street I will let you know whatever you want to know -- but I refuse.

For the last six years, I made six dollars an hour. That ain't nothin'. I just got a raise after six years. I know I'm qualified and after saying this I dont care if I ever get another job in radio, period.

It does not matter to me but Inetta will not be settin' the mood at 'BLX no more.
I refuse to walk around with people that'll speak to you, "Hey, Inetta, how you doin'," but then soon as you walk by, "That b!tch."
I will not do it to myself any more. If you confused about what I'm saying, listen very carefully: I quit this b!tch.



I love you Inetta!!!

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Costume pending............

Last year for Halloween I dressed up as a glory hole. Do you have any ideas for me this year? When was the last time you dressed for Halloween? What did you go as?

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Did I mention............

Did I mention the fact that he undid the snap on his pants and then said "I can't believe my pants came unsnapped?" Then he unzipped and said "I can't believe my pants are unzipped in a bar!" Being the inveterate wh*re that I am.........it was extremely difficult not to help myself and just dig into the basket of goodies!!!

To which he responded with.............."I can't believe you didn't reach in my pants."

I just need to be more like the tramps that I hang around with.......I should just give into the call of the wild and stank it on up like the rest of them!!!!!

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

You just don't know!!!!!!

Mattina mighta made a connection for me tonight!!!

A shaved head is just plain sexy..... I have a couple friends that shave their heads regularly..........I always keep myself in line...meanin......I might run my hand across the top of their heads a couple times but nothing that should really piss off their husbands or wives.......

But tonight....tonight....this hot @ss mu-fukka came into Cocktails and I nearly fell out of my chair!!!!!! Mattina was beside me and I had to squeeze her thigh till it bruised up and she ran off to recuperate her skin.......

Anyway next thing I knew she brought the guy over to sit beside me and start tallking...........he was so phukkin hotttt!!!!!

He looked like a cross between Stone Cold Steve Austin and Goldberg....(my two favorite wrestlers)...............6' plus.......250# plus.........phukkin Goliaths among mere men.....and this guy had the hair to back it up..........Jesus!!!!!! Furry belly, furry chest.....and a furry back!!!!!!! Sigh..............I nearly came when he came over and started talking to me.........

He is a big ole bottom.....but I am sure we can work something out Flirty 2

This fella is a server........39y/o.........former health care worker.....built like the proverbial sh!t-howse...........totally my type.....

Downside........I asked all kinds of questions about him.......work background.......tastes........but he didn't ask a single thing about me.......if it weren't for his constantly rubbing on me and encouraging me to touch him, I wouldn't think he was interested.............I guess he was a bit self absorbed......but honey...let me tell you.....Saint Honey Ha, ain't had such a sexy man in the sack in more than a little bit............so if-fn ya see's me me out bein' plenty stank.........just walk on by.......baby just'a walk ya @ss on by!!!!

I ain't a lookin' fer no prince Charmin......but a roll'in the hay with a well built knight ain't nuthin a real hookah would pass up!!!!!!