Perfect Moments

I have had some truly perfect moments in my life. Here are some:

January 1, 1989 approx 2am
I was 19 and I was out celebrating on New Year's Eve. I came home and told my mother that I was gay. I cried some and she held me and told me that she loved me no matter what and always would. I felt truly safe.

November, 1998 approx 9pm
We had just come back from a ride picking up furniture. Phil Collins was on the radio singing True Colors and my soon to be secret lover professed a love for me and then we kissed and it was heaven. I felt truly safe.

April 12, 2001 approx 2am
I didn't start out driving, but circumstances occurred and I found myself behind the wheel. The Jeep flipped, I was arrested, and my lover limped home. I got a ride home from the police station a couple hours later, picked the glass out of my skull, and asked for a ride to his house since he didn't answer the phone (he was passed out). No one would take me until I threatened to walk. I woke his entire household banging on the door until someone answered. I had to see him. I had to know he was all right. He held me while I slept. I felt truly safe.

January 22, 2006
I had a dinner party last night. My babies (god children) were there. I held them all, one at a time. Kissing and hugging each perfect one........turning my head so nobody saw me get misty eyed. My life had never been so happy....and couldn't ever possibly be better. I've never felt so safe.

Sorry..........

I’m sorry that you are an @sshole.
I’m sorry that you are my boss.
I’m sorry that you are paying me $10k less/year than I
was paid before the company changed hands.
I’m sorry that you were sarcastic and snotty to me on Tuesday
when I was busting my @ss working for you.
I’m not sorry that I called off Wednesday so I could stay home to
nap, watch porn, and masturbate all day.
I’m sorry that you really really suck…..and not in the good way.

Him home............

I don't know if you will ever see this. The link was sent in an impaired state......but with a sober intention. I hope you are well and that things are good in your life. I don't want to jump right out there and be BFF (best friends forever)..............but, I do want you to know that I think about you....and wish you nothing but the best................

If you see me out, buy me a beer................unless you are not alone.....in which case, BUY ME TWO!!!!!!
Michael

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Sometimes you post something and after seeing it on the screen you start feeling a bit nervous. You worry about what the response will be. How is so and so going to take it?...........and all that stuff. I have seen people post a thought or feeling and the next day that posting is gone. I actually prided myself on the fact that I stood behind all of my entries.........that good or bad........veiled or crystal clear........whatever I posted stayed there.

Until last night................It was a case of drunken blogging. Labatt Blue and Viewsonic keyboards don't mix!!!!!!! When will I learn?

Sometimes you just gotta get ghetto............

These b!tches must be high!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can tell me I am stoooopid! You can tell me that my @ss smells! I can over look all of that!! But, what is the one thing you can't phukk with?!?!



My mutha fukkin money!!!!!!!!!!

No this crazy b!tch (my boss) did not call me today to say "you know how I am in Las Vegas with so and so and him and her? Well the owner is here too and since he's not there to sign the payroll checks and won't be back until Monday....and even though tomorrow is payday, you won't get your check until next Tuesday. Is that ok?"

I had to look at the phone to see if the phone number was one of my friends playing some sort of prank, cause I just knew that there was no way someone from my job could be talkin this crazy and still be serious. Of course being the consumate professional that I am, you know that I came back with a suitably professional response. I said "OH HELL NO!!!! My housepayment is due and there's no way that I am gonna have a late fee because you are off in Vegas gambling with my money!!!!!" He came back with "but there's no one to sign the checks."

I hung up the phone on him, got out of the car (while it was still running), and came into the building to get my things from my office and to completely empty out the warehouse. I could rent a u'haul and be back in 20 minutes. I hear those plasma tv's are worth a lot of money. Lucky for them my phone rang 2 minutes later. It was my other boss apologizing and saying that his son is coming in to give me a check from his personal account so I won't have to worry about money over the weekend.

I swear to all that is true in this world that they would have come back to a pile of ash where their business once stood!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, I am send out some resumes today.