Here We Go Again

 So..... nobody I know will see this. I haven't blogged in fucking forever. The one I just posted is probably a decade old it was just showing unposted.

Recently I went to a Leather Bear Event (2022).......I rarely get to hang out with my people. I had been single for 3 months after being engaged for 5 years and I fully planned to be a big ol' nasty whore. I hung out with my garden tool (hoe) friends for quite a while and then broke off from the herd. How was I going to get laid off I was surrounded by guys hotter than me?

This proved to be a good decision. I immediately drew attention from some fellas. No one I really wanted to experience but it's always nice to be desired.

I was also approached by a REALLY hot guy. Totally out of my league but some folks like the chubby boys and who am I to correct them. AAM, the hot guy, was nice.... interesting, and said he was interested in a hug.

We had some conversation and talked about getting together the following day.

We did in fact get together the next day.... as well as 2 more times in the next week and a half..... and that's presenting its own problem......

I was with the devil for 5 years. I saw how fucked up it was and was single for a decade. After that I decided I was ready for love and chose a good guy. This was of course a nice change.

But as much of a good guy he was....... he just wasn't the one. We were fiances and I will always hold him dearly in my heart.... but he just wasn't the one.

Suddenly I met this guy who is TOTALLY my type...... big, sturdy, masculine man.... and he likes chubby boys like me.

My issue is that after laying together a few times I find myself wanting to use the wrong language tooooooo soon.

So......AAM..... if you hear me use a term before the 4 week mark......PLEASE roll me over, punch me in the back of the head,  and just fuck me me until I can't speak....it's too soon.......you just got me sprung.

Tag Team Back Again

It's been a bit.....................but here I is. Can we tawk?? I just had my birthday celebration.......37 y/o already. It started with dinner at my favorite Mexican restaurant, Two Amigos. A couple b!tches cancelled and a couple no-showed........but the ones who were there were the cream of the crop......or rather the dregs of the barrel........which is always better in my opinion. We had (probably too loudly) inappropriate conversation. Apparantly rim jobs are not a conversation for restaurant dining...............I guess. 128 ounces of Margaritas later I headed to the bar next door with a smaller more concentrated group of wh*res. That pit stop was enjoyable to say the least. Apparantly there was forced fisting.........in which it seems I was the agressor. Two of my friends held our virgin friend in place while I took advantage of him. Later I got a lap dance from a really hot guy. From a distance (through a tequila haze) he looked like my ex. Up close I realized that he was younger and hotter than my ex.